Albert the Dog in New York.
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City Dog

A few humble suggestions for our city:

1. Tax breaks for small businesses that keep fresh bowls of water outside for pooches.

Water bowl, Greenwich Village

Bonus points for NYC tap water, a/k/a municipal champagne.

2. More of this, please:

I'd be happy to help the Parks Department enforce this rule by barking with abandon at any scofflaws.

I’d be happy to help the Parks Department enforce this rule by barking at any scofflaws.

3. Also more of this, please:

One on every block should cover it.

One on every block should cover it.